Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
Don't come knocking if the car is rocking
Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain
All men are Idiots, and I married their King
DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film facility
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
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