During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having diner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "that would be rude and impolite."
"What about you , Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."
"And you , Little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us some good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted...
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