Friday, April 18, 2008

To tell the sex of a fly

A women walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting flies." He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males and two females," he replied.

Intrigued she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."

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