Thursday, February 21, 2008

A BUM ASKS A MAN FOR TWO DOLLARS

A bum asks a man for two dollars. The man says, "If I give you the money, will you just use it to buy booze?" The bum says no.The man asks, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum says no.Then the man asks, "Then will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?"

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