Saturday, February 16, 2008

DEFINITIONS

stuff happens interj. Slang. - Donald Rumsfeld as master historian

voter fraud n. - A significant minority turnout

Wal-Mart n.- The nation-state, future tense

water n. - Arsenic storage device

woman n. - 1. Person who can be trusted to bear a child but can't be trusted to decide whether or not she wishes to have the child. 2. Person who must have all decisions regarding her reproductive functions made by men with whom she wouldn't want to have sex in the first place

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