I've taken the liberty of putting your name into the drawing for a Seven day Six night Cruise on the fabulous new Gypsy Queen Cruise Line ship the 'Dixie Belle'. All airfares, transfers, food and drinks included with dinner at the captain's table as his personal guest. Good luck, I hope you win! The Flagship 'Dixie Belle' is shown below...
Your first night's meal promises to be scrumptious, featuring fillet of Catfish, Hush Puppies and Collards, with all you can eat Boiled Louisianna Rusty Crawfish! Boy, I wish I was goin' with ya'll. If'n ya'll win, make sure to send pictures, especially of the Famous, 'Ole' Muddy Midnight Skinny Dip, with your hostesses Eulla Bell and Krissie.
Since ya'll may have the presidential suite, yu'in's will have a balcony view and the finest facilities.
Over the years I have recieved countless jokes, funny stories and pictures. I decided to use this opportunity to share some of them with everyone. I hope everyone enjoys them as much as I do!
MORALITY
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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