REDNECKS ARE SENSITIVE

Three rednecks, Sam, Bubba and Jed, were working on the BellSouth tower. Sam falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bubba says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Sam's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead, and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly," Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Sam's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."