The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued awarning about a new, virulent strain of Sexually TransmittedDisease. The disease can be contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim" and is pronounced "gonna re-elect'im."
Many victims contracted this disease in November of 2004after having been screwed for the previous four years by the Bush Administration.
Individuals infected display the following symptoms:anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to deal with new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibilityfor own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, a tendency for evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing
behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how thisdestructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush grown in Texas.
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